Camping


Camping at Ocean Shore, WA

Hock: "We might be able to see the Blair Witch if we move our campsite closer to the cemetery."

Gabe: "Bullcrap!"

Martin: "Can both of you stop talking crap and help me set up the tent?"
Martin: "I heard something behind my back. Did you see anything?"

Hock: "The Blair Witch shows up too early!"

Gabe: "I am going to hide in the tent!"
Martin: "I have been trying to set up a fire for two hours. I am about to give up. Can you come help me, Hock?"

Hock says to himself: "I should have brought the damn microwave along..."
Instead of waiting for Martin to set up the fire, Hock couldn't stand the hunger and decided to eat the steak uncooked.
Martin finally got the fire started. Hock invited himself to Martin's cooking.

Hock: "Can I have a piece?"

Martin: "Get your fingers off my ribs or I'll stick this fork up your ass!
Gabe: "Should I put in the $50 bill or the $100 bill first?

Martin and Hock: "It doesn't matter! We still have a lot of those in the cooler."
Gabe: "Ouch! Here goes my index finger!" After burning down half of the jungle, everybody got his dinner.
The night finally crept in but there's still no sign of the Blair Witch. We survived the cold and rainy night. Early in the morning, Martin was cooking some noodles while Hock and I was trying to get warmth from the fire.

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